Robert Pattinson is Gay?!?!

ls true lol (according to some dumbass who is apparently really short on money) Oh come on admit it the title caught your eye but this is the topic of some asshole's book who is writing a book detailing all the actor's secrets. I have no idea what he is talking about but apparently is true Robert Pattinson is gay now. And then after laughing for a couple of minutes (okay maybe more) I started to think What if this was actually true? Imagine the thousands of girls who would have their hearths broken and the hundreds of male (gay) fans who would just go crazy. I personally would be very sadden by the idea (actually I would go kinda crazy) but enough about me, I once read somewhere that women from all walks of life could have crushes on Robert Pattinson. Regardless if this theory is true or not (I might just do a "scientific" study) this guys' celebrity status is largely based on his female following so his career would go through the toilet (just like shit). (in other words if this were true it would really suck). I'm just saying this guy better not be gay or somebody is getting hurt.(this whole thing is joke the guy is clearly not gay)

[Why does this guy have to be so gorgeous?]

So today my friend was using the Internet in my phone and she asked what exactly Twitter was and my response was "Basically is a stalking website where people can stalk celebrities" (which is kinda true) and her immediate response was "Does Robert Pattinson have one?" I said no (but I wish he did, he would probably have the largest number of followers) Enough with my lame (and quite disturbing) pointless post.


[for future self]
Please don't sing Karaoke unless you're drunk