School

So, I'm sitting here in English class and I'm supposse to be writing a paper but instead I sit here writing in my blog because well, I do not wanna write a page introduction on the future of medicine because well I lost my muse. You see they have these laptops that students can take to work on things on their desks but I rather not write I rather blog LOLz. Well anyways the other day I was thinking about a conversation me and my best friend constantly have; it goes something like this:

Me: what would yo do if you ever met robert pattison?
Her: i would kidnap him and make him my sex slave
Me: is that your dream?
Her:yeah
Me:But how are you going to do that?
Her: You know "The Plan"

I first need to tell you The Plan, the plan came together one day at our lunch when a bunch of us were discussing could we, well..... take him

You see it was a really strange situation because all of us had a complete straight face but the subject was so hilarious and disturbing at the same thing that there are no words that could describe it. It started wit us taking the maid first and posing as maid to get into his house
then taking him.
Another version of the plan was to steal a firetruck, a police cruiser...
don't ask how where we got this one...
Oh yeah another one was to get a device that blocked all cellphone signals like the one in that movie with Jenifer Lopez where she kicks the ass of her abuse husband
Don't you love bad ass women?
anyhow we would then tap into his phone lines somehow pose as police officers/firefighters and tell him there is a a major gas leakage and we need to check his house. After that we would take him and well yh.....
But in all seriousness if she ever meets him I would really feel sorry for him


Naw, I'm just kidding we would never do anything like that but that conversation definitely happened