More Twilight?!?!

So I noticed I haven't written anything about Twilight lately, and luckily enough I saw something on NMM, it was an interview with the Twilight producers that hinted that there might be a Vulturi Spin-off. My initial reaction, WTF?!?!? really? I mean come on people! I don't want to be the one to call bullshit but these people are clearly after the money, and they haven't even given us ONE fucking picture from the Vulturi so far but they can still fucking hint and tell us to "Stay Tuned"?!?! I mean seriously? come on people I think by the time the 4th movie hts (if it hits theaters) people are going to get tired of it. Sequals are never good for a movie and the only franchises that have been successful rely on the characters and strong story lines. And to be quite franky many people hated the fourth book (specially the climax of the story). So there you have it, if these people want to hint that there might be more than four movies they should focus on the movie that they're making right now. So, there you have it my thoughts on some news post I found.

On a lighter note I found this video and thought it was funny but they also had some very goods points, well just watch

The Proposal

I just got done watching this movie and I got to say that for a romantic comedy it was fairy descend. I love the naked body-on-body action. And even though it had all the things that come with all the romantic comedies out there it was still pretty good. Definitely a date movie or for a couple whose in the mood for a descent romantic comedy.

Verdict? See it after seeing all the over-promoted summer blockbuster, you'll like it (Plus you will get so see Ryan Reynolds in his birthday suit)

Trailers that Kick ass

So I've been thinking a lot of what I want to do this summer and then I realized a extremely sad thing, a part of my summer that I'm really looking forward to see is the summer blockbusters.(told you it was sad). And I know I made lists of movies I want to see before but now I'm giving you the kickass trailers of some of those movies. So let's begin shall we?

2012. When I first saw this it really creeped me out but only because I'm a sucker for anything about the end of the world. And this has everything an epic movie needs with the awesome special effects and the over-the-top disasters, that is what makes this a kick ass trailer

District 9. This trailer kick ass not only because it is a new idea that I don't think I've seen before but, the movie has a hidden message about racism and how we treat each other, if you watch the trailer with that concept in your mind you will see it a lot differently



There you go these are the trailers that I've seen so far that kick ass.

[Note to self] Don't eat by the computer because a youtube video, sunny-side-up eggs at 2 pm and hair don't mix.

New Idea?

So I got bored today and decided that instead of writing I should put myself in front of a camera and talk to it (bad idea) but I spent all this time editing I'm just going to show you the video (but it's pretty bad) hopefully if I decide to do some more I'll get better at this

Picture time?

I think that a girl with photoshop and some stock photos could have done better. But you get what you get, I guess. And why the fuck do they keep putting an eclipse in the background?!? And Edward looks like the, I don't know, some kind of creeper. And finally the smoke is not necessary. But overall a good picture, I guess.

There you have it, the cover for the New Moon book. On another note I had what I like to call a wow-am-i-so-nerdy-that-i-can-relate-this-to-twilight? moment. So my mom was watching her favorite telenovela (Mexican soap opera). I normally don't watch this because they are really crappy with overdone story lines and too much drama (almost has bad as American soaps), but once in a while they have good ones (where do you think "Ugly Betty" came from?) Anyways she was watching it and I ask what's the name of the protagonist handsome hero (that happens to be tortured by his past and just happens to pretend he's somebody else to keeps his identity secret from his love interest and not to forget he's rich) her answer was "Eduardo" or Edward. I wanted to say "You're shitting me!" ,but she wasn't. After that I sat there and kept watching. There you have it my wow-am-i-so-nerdy-that-i-can-relate-this-to-twilight? moment.
I have problems don't I?

And on a final note I would like to share to you how much me and my friends love transformers. I shit you not that my bffs are 1.somewhere in some beach in Florida and 2.the other one is in Houston on her way to Cancun. And where am I? I am the most boring place in the US (and possibly the world). So what do we text about? Yeah that's right all we have talked today is about is how we are going to see the movie even though we are so far away from each other. I'm like the one who gets left behind in the Sisterhood of the traveling pants. So all I cam look forward this summer is parties lolz

I guess in closing I'm one of the biggest Twilight nerds out there (I'm just in denial)



[this kinda looks like a better book cover, to be honest]

[note: this post is going to be posted at 11:59]

ahhh don't you just love Mondays?

Currently I am running on about five hours of sleep (I guess that's enough because so far nothing too bad as happen). Well for starters I wanted to apologize for the really crappy post I've been writing (I'm pretending only some of my writing is crappy). But today I was just really bored and decided to write on this thing. I didn't have a chance to get much online yesterday (so I'm trying to make for it today). So anyways yesterday I went to a party (actually it was a celebration for a baptism, but my people like to celebrate such occasion by getting drunk and throwing a party). My mother just happen to be the godmother for some baby (the baby was adorable). Anyways it started out pretty lame (I made my bff come along so she could suffer with me). Then three young guys came into the party (they were ok looking I guess). So after almost everybody (including the three semi-good-looking guys) was drunk the party really got going. And man! After seeing them dance their status went from semi-good-looking to kinda hot. Because for being so drunk the were awesome break dancers. Then (for some reason) we started talking to them (and kinda flirting). Of course those guys were like what 24(ish? yeah I was like call me in two years)
And then I had (of course) a Twilight reference. Isn't Robert Pattinson like 23? He's not too old for me. Two more years and it's a fair game.

Which brings me to my second point, I was telling my bud(the same one from the party) about the girls leaving notes (why do I even bother explaining just look at the picture)

[take notice of all the "I love you's"]

Her answer to this was "I wouldn't say "I love you" I would say...." (this is so good it deserves something else)

"I don't love you, I just want to do you do"

(that quote would be followed by her number and a quote saying "call me in two years") I laughed at that for...(a really good time) the conversation went on to even more disturbing and those details I don't feel comfortable revealing (just because they are too embarrassing but nonetheless hilarious). Anyways I will leave you with this really creepy picture of Johny Depp from "Alice in Wonderland" (doesn't he look like Madona?)

[Leave it to Burton to make a fairy tale into a horror flick, i cant wait!]

Robert Pattinson is Gay?!?!

ls true lol (according to some dumbass who is apparently really short on money) Oh come on admit it the title caught your eye but this is the topic of some asshole's book who is writing a book detailing all the actor's secrets. I have no idea what he is talking about but apparently is true Robert Pattinson is gay now. And then after laughing for a couple of minutes (okay maybe more) I started to think What if this was actually true? Imagine the thousands of girls who would have their hearths broken and the hundreds of male (gay) fans who would just go crazy. I personally would be very sadden by the idea (actually I would go kinda crazy) but enough about me, I once read somewhere that women from all walks of life could have crushes on Robert Pattinson. Regardless if this theory is true or not (I might just do a "scientific" study) this guys' celebrity status is largely based on his female following so his career would go through the toilet (just like shit). (in other words if this were true it would really suck). I'm just saying this guy better not be gay or somebody is getting hurt.(this whole thing is joke the guy is clearly not gay)

[Why does this guy have to be so gorgeous?]

So today my friend was using the Internet in my phone and she asked what exactly Twitter was and my response was "Basically is a stalking website where people can stalk celebrities" (which is kinda true) and her immediate response was "Does Robert Pattinson have one?" I said no (but I wish he did, he would probably have the largest number of followers) Enough with my lame (and quite disturbing) pointless post.


[for future self]
Please don't sing Karaoke unless you're drunk

On a serious note..,..

(This post is going to be sad)

Okay this is going to be a little disturbing (okay A LOT) but if you haven't heard about the situation in Iran you must be living under a rock. And if you have then either 1.you looked at the news thought it was a very sad thing that was going on and then changed the channel (or went to look up Twilight stuff) or 2.(like myself) was heartbroken by the whole situation and though that the Green Movement was worth it. But for the past several hours I have been on Twitter and watching CNN. Now let me explain the situation to you. Last week the people from Iran were angered by the results of the elections, so they decided to rallied asking for a recount. But the government said no. So the continued to protest and now the armed forces are killing and beating peaceful protesters. And the thing is Iran's government is trying to block any communications to the outside world (and failing miserably). The people of Iran decided to turn to the internet to spread their message to the outside world. And the outside world is listening. And now it seems like it's more than the election and more about a complete change in the government. I really hope that the people of Iran continue to be united against the horrible theocracy.

(Please don't continue reading if, like me, you get emotional watching this kind of things)

I saw this on twitter
They killed my sister http://bit.ly/2fZee8 #iranelection #gr88

This is the video (It made me cry please, I beg you, don't watch if you're an emotional person)

Two posts in one day?!?! Whoa!

Omg no way! I know I'm lame but you see I enjoy and embrace my geekyness and when somebody calls me a dork or something my response is always "And that's why you love me" (either that or "I like my place in society!"). So enough about my noncoolness I wanted to add a post today mostly because I had nothing else to do (just more evidence that I don't have a life). Wow! I must come on as somebody who never goes out or has any friends! Okay before I keep talking more nonsense I'm going to change the subject.....



[Why don't I start a new subject with a nce picture]

See the picture above? See I could never do that because I suck at photoshop and I have no idea how people do this kind of stuff but I SHALL LEARN! lol not really I'm jst trying to b.s. my way through this post.

Ooooohhhh I just saw something online and apparently the sons of some dead author are suing J.K Rowling for $820 million because she "apparently" copied a 36-page story and made it into the fourth book in the series. I mean really?!? what kind of bullshit is that. I mean are these people just trying to make money any way they can? Because apparently both books have a magical train, a magical prisons and a contest. Why don't they take their lawsuit and stcik it up their assholes. That's my point in the subject. What is yours? And if you actually read this please comment this post and let me know :)

(Get ready for some shameless self-promotion)
Oh yeah people (whoever is here) you should follow me on twitter (because I know l my life is that interesting) but if you follow me (and I make sure you're not some creepy old man) I'll follow you too! PInky promise!(trust me I never break a pinky promise) Look in the side for the links :)

Okay this one is going to be all about Transformers (I think)

So this Wednesday you know where I'm going to be?
That's right in the theaters with my buddies (I hope cus my movie-watching friends are going to be, one in Florida and the other one in Cancun while my ass is stuck here) so I invited my other buds and I have to get them to watch the first one. You see the friends who are going to be in town are not in sci-fi (in other words all nerdy friends left me) So I have to get them to like the first Transformers before Wednesday (these people have not even watched Ironman or Star Trek I mean come on!) so you get my problem. But today I was watching television when a commercial came on about it and then I realized (no I didn't realize I just had a really blonde moment) Shit is THIS Wednesday! (yeah, I should be blonde). Wow I complain a lot! I guess I should stop complaining..... I know! I should share with you (again nobody besides me ever reads this) this new scene from Transformers

Urgent post (probably lame)

Dude I'm so geeking out right now. Wanna know why I'm geeking out? (let me make sure this is noticeable) THE HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE TICKETS ARE ON SALE!!!!! (let me repeat that) THE HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE TICKETS ARE ON SALE!!!!! (one more time just to make sure you get the idea)THE HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE TICKETS ARE ON SALE!!!!! It's pretty self-explanatory but as the nerd I am I'm going to try to go see it at midnight (partly because I wanna see the people dressed up) but mostly because I waited more than a fucking year to see this movie because as well all know (I like to think the general public know this stuff) the assholes at WB decided to be greedy and delay the movie. So there you have it. My very urgent (but at the same time pointless and lame) post

[Oh come on! Don't tell me you're not excited for this!]

People with cool jobs, yeah that's what I'm going to call this post

So I'm still suffering (from my VERY smart move) of wiping out my computer so I'd been trying to regain all the software I lost. Anyhoo I took a break from trying to recover lost software and went my usual website (typically all Twilight and movie related) I know I'm kinda a nerd (surprise, surprise). And as usual I saw the pics from NYC from Robert Pattinson's new movie. And then (as usual) I saw the hundreds (I'm kinda exaggerating...I think) of fans all over him. And you know what? He is just one of those people with cool jobs (hints the title). Yeah you know the kind of people that do something they loved and at the same time thousands of people love them. it doesn't mean that he is some kind of god or superhuman being being (although to many people that's what he is) it just means that his job makes a lot of people love him. And trust me stalking some actor is not going to get you laid. If you wanna meet an actual guy go out and have fun. So my advice (look at me pretending people actually read this thing) is stop stalking actors (Robert Pattinson to be exact) I know he's hot and everything but people should learn to admire from a distance (a secure non-creepy distance). I'm talking about magazines, the internet, I don't know books or something. Save your creepy fangirl behavior for conventions or something. But to be quite honest with you (again with the optimism about this blog) if I ever saw him I would have what some of you call a fangirl moment. I need help.

Oh, before I finish this post I would like to add this kick-ass trailer from the move 2012 that's coming out this November (don't worry is not the 20th). And as the title hints is about the end of the world. This is the guy who did The Day After Tomorrow (which is an awesome movie that you should see). I remember I saw this movie in theaters and when we came out (by "we" I mean me and my mom) I was little shut up! Anyways we came out all creeped out and there it was. The biggest fucking cloud I'd ever seen. I mean this cloud was almost green I'm telling you! Green! Well then I decided if the end of the world was among us we could just do like they did in the movie and go to Mexico and we would be safe (we lived in Texas at the time) yeah that was our plan.I know this was probably the lamest story you have ever read so I apologize for wasting your time. Here's the trailer

[for future self]
You suck at telling stories so you stop trying to tell your lame stories in your blog. Oh, yeah you should really make sure your summer reading gets done. You really didn't learn anything today so this was just a reminder of one of the things you have to get done this summer.

[Wow is crazy the things you can get online]

Oh wow I suck at blog titles... oh well

Okay, I'm back on track with this thing I call a blog. What should I talk about?.... Ummmmm... I know! Well today I was watching my favorite new show, It's on with Alexa Chung and she was captioning random photos on facebook when she when to Robert Pattinson's facebook (which was probably a fake one that some crazy chick created to stalk him or something) but anyways the whole crowd (literally) started cheering and she was (I wanna say hypnotized) by his picture but she was only trying to be funny. But this brings me to my second point. Twilight is getting kind of annoying. There I said it, but don't get me wrong I'm still a fan of the books and the movies (well movie) but I just hate seeing it everywhere I go. I guess it was just funner when only a certain group of people knew about it. Unlike now where everybody knows about and either loves it or hates it (specially guys). Yeah, It was definetly better when I could talk to my group of friends about it without people knowing what we where talking about. Like right now, I love talking about the Hunger Games and the Uglies series with my friends and nobody around us has any idea what's going on. I know I'm probably the lamest person on earth for writing about this but this is just how I feel.

[I thought this post needed a pic or something but look at this...crazy people.]

[for future self]
Okay future self the lesson for today is
DO NOT CLICK "DESTRUCTIVE RECOVERY" when trying to clean your computer because DESTRUCTIVE usually means something bad. If you do that you will spend hours trying to regain all the software you lost. Nice move smart one.

I have no idea what to put for a title so let's just pretend this is the title

Wow, I haven't written in a while partly because I have been too lazy to get on the computer but mostly was because, well I have no other excuses I was just too lazy. And since nobody reads this blog this is basically my diary, well kinda. Well for starters I'm almost done with the Uglies series and should be done either today or tomorrow because I only have a couple hundred pages to go. But so far a must read and the movie should be kick-ass even though I was making some research about the movie and found out that 20th Century Fox is making the movie along with Davis Entertainment. This is pointless info if you haven't read the books but if you have and are as excited as I am about it then you should know that Davis Ent. did Eragon (I liked it because I didn't read the book). Anyhow if they ruin this movie I would personally make sure some CEO's ass gets kick.So there you have it, there's my only warning you will get.(I shouldn't have wrote that because if somebody gets jumped....yh that's not good).


Ok, enough with the lame book talk. I have another lame point that you probably won't care about and probably doesn't concern you in any way shape or form.

So the other day I was shopping with a friend when we saw some bubblehead barbie dolls. You know the tall, perfectly tanned, blonde, dumbass girls that hang out at the mall just to get guys. Basically living Barbie dolls. Well we're were making fun of then for wearing these ugly ass heels. Because, to be honest, they bother me for some reason, because most of the time they end up being stuck up bitches. Am I the only one who gets bother by them?

There you have it, my other pointless point.

[this is just to my future self]
Okay future self when you read this it would hopefully be a long time from time and this will hopefully help you

The lesson you learned today was to never make promises to yourself(like, "I'm not going to have kids"). Because they might or might not become a reality and that your life can change so fast you might not even know it. You might also change your mind millions of times. So there you go, your lesson for now. Hope it helps you in the future. :)

Saturday, technically

I'm still mad about the Stanley Cup finals AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE HOCKEY! But I watched it for the sake of my friend who was about to cry when Detroit lost. I gotta say, by the last minutes of the game I was completely into it so I was pissed. I did get some comfort from my hockey-maniac friend who began to curse the Penguin players and I quote "Oh put that cup down you little fucking dougebag, you probably couldn't even hold it!" She was mad. Did I mention she tried to slap the Pittsburg players through the tv .I also enjoyed her bashing of Twilight which was hilarious it went something like this.

"It was the stupidest five minutes ever 'I know what you are' of course you know what he is dumbass, that was the gayest movie line ever"

She went on for several more minutes but I can't seem to remember the rest
oh yeah I have a brand new favorite quote

"I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"

ahh I love that song.

And finally

FIFA SOUTH AFRICA 2009 HELL YEAH!!!!!
Dude soccer players are definetly the hottest people on earth if you wanna watch a sport with hot men I recomend to watch soccer.

Singing Dork

I usually don't watch videos of people singing but this guy is incredible!
This song he sings sounds so much like the original is not even funny.

Twilight Rehab

When I first started this blog it was called "Twiverse" and in the few days of posting I was doing good, in a less than 10 days I advanced more than 20 spots in the Twilight Blogs rankings and was in like 120 which was good because I just started. Then I moved. And AT&T had me without internet for week, I went through I break up, and to be honest, got a life. But don't get me wrong I'm still on top of things regarding the Twilight world I'm just too lazy to post them here. It was then when I decided to change the look of this blog and made it into my own personal space. So, in other words I was in Twilight Rehab. Yes, I went cold turkey, and by cold turkey I mean not  spending hours upon hour sucking in like a stoner all the Twilight news. But now it's summer and I'm finding myself sucked into the addiction once again. I know I'm pathetic but I'm back on the habit again and instead of going cold turkey I'm going to embrace this new addiction and make something out of it so expect something to come... maybe.....possibly....okay not really but I'll think of something

Possibly one of the best movie scores ever!

Well I'm kinda a music person and when I heard this I was like "Woa, what song is this?" well after looking through youtube for a bit I found what I needed. These song is called "Skorponok" and it's awesome!
Well if you like film scores you will definitely like this one :o)

Summer time baby!

Yay is finally summer and I cannot be more excited!

I'm finally getting the sleep I need and I get to hang out with my friends day and night.
And since I'm one of the biggest nerds I'm going to spend my summer watching A LOT OF MOVIES

well not really but I'm just going to pretend I'm a movie critic :)

Ok in a seriousness I'm not spending my summer watching movies I have a life.... kind of lol jk..jk

Sooo here we go...

SEXDRIVE:
For all you who haven't seen this movie, well you have to because it's a must. It is like Road Trip and Superbad mixed into one. I believe that this movie was not a huge success was because the studio people picked a shitty time to release the movie. Anyways take my word for it and go see this. After seeing this movie it made me wanna go party with the Amish.

there my first ever movie review, I know really crappy but yeah....

Mujeres Asesinas

If you are not fluent in Spanish then you should stop reading this post unless you want to find out what is it about.

But trust me this is going to be interesting, I think....

Ok to understand this you will first have to understand that my favorite show is Supernatural, because, well, that show is the shit, especially the first season.
I guess what I liked about it was how each episode seem to belong in the movies, each one a different horror movie.It didn't seem to belong in the tv.

Ok well in 2005 there's was this show in Argentina about women who commit murders, and let's face it who doesn't like seeing badass women?
Anyways last year that show was made into Mexican tv and this year it premiered into the Spanish network in the U.S.

This show it's AMAZING!!!!!!!!
trust me each episode show how women are pushed to the limit and are forced to kill in order to get out of a situation.
This show is like CSI, Sweeny Todd, Saw,Supernatural and countless others.

Ok, basically each episode is a different crime, the woman has already been arested and she confenses why she killed. All the stories are pull out from actual events and each of then seem very real. Like an abusing husband, and a kidnapping. And at the end of each episode it shows how she commited the murder. And this each episode is a different women, who are the best actresses in Mexico, all hand-picked.

Oh wow, I could talk about this for hours, but this show is AMAZING and you have to see it even if you do not speak Spanish the cinematography is amazing and makes it look like a high-budget triller. And don't get me started on the music score, let's just say it's awesome.

In this episode a young doctor is having a romantic relationship with her boss but when she finds out he's married she breaks up with him. The doctor's wife then kidnaps her, tortures, and later kills her. It's really graphic and sad at the same time.

Oh wow I'm such a dork but this show is worth watching

Trailer Dude!

Ok, so many people are writing about their reactions to the New Moon trailer, I didn't want to do this but I feel this needs to be told
You see, I'm not going to tell you my reaction to the trailer, instead I'm going to tell you what my 13-year-old brother said, it's quite hilarious I think
But on with my story:
I watched the clip started to freak out, then my brother came in my room the exact second the clip was over and this is how it went:

[Take in mind my brother is the typical popular jock in school who only cares about sports and girls, and knows nothing about Twilight except for the first movie]

Him: wat'ya goin?
Me: Omg you have to watch this!!! *practically freaking out*
Him: k
Me: *rewinds the whole thing again*

the trailer starts it goes to the birthday part scene, Edward pushes Jasper into the piano

Him: woah!

Edward breaks up with Bella

Him: Dang thts cold

Bella is running Jacob transforms

Him: Woah that's awesome Can we watch it again?

I have been saving this post since last Sunday but for some reason I just didn't post it, well now I have a nice story to add to this post:

Well a couple days ago he came home from school and started talking about something that happened to him that day at school

Him: you know the twilight trailer?
Me: it's New Moon but ok
Him: yeah whatever,well I was talking to this girl and she said she was a huge Twilight and I asked her about the trailer and she said the trailer wasn't out yet and if it was she would've known

I know right what kind of Twilight fan is she if she didn't know the trailer was out yet. Anyways on with my story

Me:What"d you do?
Him: I described the trailer to her
Me:Wow, did you really?
Him: Yeah! I even did the rawrr!! for the wolf

at this point I started laughing because my little brother is starting to turn a Twilight fan, but he still refuses to read the books

Um....... Yeah

I been trying to figure out what to write about because lately there hasn't been anything good to analyze or even poke fun at, until now. You see, Forbes released its top 100 list for celebrities and it seem like everybody was scrambling to see who came first. And even though the list does what it's suppose to do, finding the celebrity with the most influence, the people who receive that "honor" do not really deserve it. For example, I personally dislike Miley Cyrus because I personally think think she's a stuck up bitch.

And people who really try to make this world a better place do not get any credit

I'm sorry this is kind of a rant of the pointless list, that basically tells how popular somebody is

So, Sunday.....

See I could tell you my personal experience watching the MTV Movie Awards, I could show you some of the countless videos out there,but, I'm not. Because if you are reading this you'd probably already seen all the videos that could be shown, and have watched the trailer at least 10 times. But what I am going to tell you is that all the awards that Twilight won were unexpected because many people voted like, literally, 50 times. The trailer was awesome and the next six months are going to be hard to go through, but I'll do my best. Anyways by now you probably know everything that could be going on in the Twilight world. So this paragraph is kinda ,to an extent, pointless. I am sorry for that. Because even if I have something typed up about last night it would, most likely, be repeating what somebody else said somewhere around the internet. It seems like is the "talk of the town" and everybody wants to give their own reactions to your experience, but you see I know you don't care about my life, so I'll save you the time and I'm just going to apologize for this pointless post.

-Bleeker